YUMMY PIGGY

THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE BACON – I JUST ATE A PIECE OF PARTIALLY CHEWED BACON OFF OF MY SON’S BIB. HE CLEARLY DIDN’T WANT IT AND I FINISHED IT FOR HIM. I HAVE NO REGRETS. IT WAS DELICIOUS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID IT. I AM DISGUSTING.