Friday, September 5, 2008

Speak Your Peace

McCain - Palin Bumper Stickers On Sale Now!

Donate $100 or more and receive one of these permanent, impossible to remove, bumper sticker that will voice your opinion louder than the sound of the awkward pauses in a McCain Speech.

Donate $1000 or more and you will receive a free bumper sticker PLUS a free Palin make-over complete with real Alaskan wolf hair extensions, fake eye glasses that make you look smart and a copy of Sarah Palin’s new book, Sex: Have It Early and Have it Often.

Women Should Only Choose Drapes – Vote Republican

Cindy McCain says - “I Supported the Surge. I Binge and Purge”

Support Teen Pregnancy – Vote McCain-Palin

Trooper Gate = Fascist State

Fire At Will – I’m the Governor!

Support A Fascist State, Procreate!

No More Middle Class - Vote McCain and the Horse’s Ass

My Body Their Choice. Who Needs A Voice?

Don’t Choose, Drink Booze

More Babies Less Rabies

Bangs and Fangs - Vote McCain- Palin

Pitbulls With Lipstick = Great Leadership Qualities

Pitbulls with Lipstick = Creepy

Sarah Palin - “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m An Idiot”

Let’s Drill and Not Take The Pill

Nuclear Waste Has a Really Great Taste

Nothing Rhymes With Iraq…

*This message was written and approved by Bush’s speech writers

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