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Women Should Only Choose Drapes – Vote Republican
Cindy McCain says - “I Supported the Surge. I Binge and Purge”
Support Teen Pregnancy – Vote McCain-Palin
Trooper Gate = Fascist State
Fire At Will – I’m the Governor!
Support A Fascist State, Procreate!
No More Middle Class - Vote McCain and the Horse’s Ass
My Body Their Choice. Who Needs A Voice?
Don’t Choose, Drink Booze
More Babies Less Rabies
Bangs and Fangs - Vote McCain- Palin
Pitbulls With Lipstick = Great Leadership Qualities
Pitbulls with Lipstick = Creepy
Sarah Palin - “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m An Idiot”
Let’s Drill and Not Take The Pill
Nuclear Waste Has a Really Great Taste
Nothing Rhymes With Iraq…
*This message was written and approved by Bush’s speech writers