It Takes A Village

Thank you:

Emile - the best party Dave's ever had, the pig, the hospitality and the Rock Band and being Dave's BFF and my brother in arms
Lisa - your gracious hostessing, your sublime clean up, your love for Emile and your overall gorgeousness
M.J. - for flying in, for helping, for cheese platter blow out and for Wyatt and for 20 plus years
Tom - for taking the time to fly here, party like its 1999, rock out with your cock out and Wyatt and winning the game
Ashley - for being my super wing man and helping set up and wearing a really tight shirt and getting drunk and corn salad love
Bobby - driving Dave, helping, drinking and always being there , placing second in the game and eating the shit out of that meal
Georgia - for wearing sequins so perfectly, for representing and for Glamour modeling like a pro, bringing back my 80's, a killer salad (cookies...)
Breck - for trying to win the game but not, for eating plantains with such enthusiasm, letting your wife run amok, for being hilarious always
Scott - for being so bossy, acting cool, not having other plans later, for being family and for bringing Gwen
Gwen - For having model behavior, for rocking it hard, for putting up with Scott and for being so damn beautiful
Seth - for bringing crudites, for being handsome, hilarious and enjoying your end seat
Michelle - for bringing the magical bean dip, rallying when you felt shitty, for loving Seth despite his myriad of flaws (no body odor), for playing the game
Carolyn - for coming early, looking smashing, bringing 2 bottles of vino and for being there despite the fact you had other plans (huge solid) and for being you
Nick - for bringing your wife, for trying to convince Dotty to watch the Red Sox, for being hilarious, looking great in a jacket
Jack - for bringing enough tortilla chips to cover Mexico, for drinking like we were in our 20's and for a great toast to ring in Dave's middle age
Kate Benay - for coming with crustini's, for having a baby girl in your belly, for rallying in the cold and late hours, for being HI-larious
Matt - for the shoes you wore, the hair you sported, the girls you brought and being so damn nice and for an early Crate and Barrel Christmas
Kate Angelo - for rallying when you have 12 children at home, for wearing sweatpants , for your yummy contribution and for coming 3rd in the game
and finally...
Francois - for the peanut butter vagina story, for being such a great friend and for spearheading one of the greatest moments in Dave's life when you handed him an electric guitar and ruined my life of quiet that I'll never have again