365 - Day 6

No one tells you that you will cook a large variety of food, have it thrown at you, offer more food, it will be propelled through the air onto your lap/head/floor/wall, in which case you produce yet another selection of options before your child actually eats something, thus, the child is really no better than a demanding, high maintenance, non-tipping customer at your one man band diner named "Eat!"