This week's STUFF CRUSH comes to you from the makers of MY MOMMY BITES earplugs and the MY MOMMY BITES sound machine, two tastes that taste great together. Add an eye mask and an old, deflated down pillow on top of my head and you have a foggy window into my nightly beauty regime as well as the view my husband's left eyeball has every, single, sun-shiny morning.
Hot mama =understatement.
These here kicks are the Paul Rodriguez NIKE SB in kids size 10. Nothing cuter. Nothing cooler. Makes you want to roll a pre-schooler on the playground and steal their treads.
Nordstrom's - $39.95
The Regalo kid's cot was the bee's knees over Thanksgiving weekend as Otto slept like a tramp on a train car. Best part was every time he moved we didn't have to hear the sounds of a water balloon wiggling like the kid's Aerobed we used over the summer. That sucked and we barely slept. Go, cot go!
Amazon.com - $25.00
The best mixer, the best thirst quencher, the best flu chaser, the best bottle opener. And so big!
Cost Plus $5.99 a four-pack
I love this SPF because I can spoil myself and protect my darling dermus. Okay, confessional a coming. My college BFF left this at my house over the summer and I used it and fell in love with it and haven't had to shell over the billion pennies it costs because I use a squirt the size of a fish eye every day. But, it's super duper good. And I may just buy it when the tiny, teeny bottle finally hacks its last cough.
I have no idea where this comes from because I am cheap and hate high-end department stores. But if I had to guess it would be Neiman-Marcus - $675 1 fluid oz.
My high school BFF and her three thousand children (only three, but still...) introduced these to Otto over the holiday weekend and if he isn't a little Pablo Picasso with lots more hair and a little less crazy. Amazing, cool, clean and compact for all kids artistically inclined or linearly challenged.
Target - $2.99
And finally, this cute little circle of love is for the whole family. Put it in a lunch box, a snack bag or a back pocket. Stuff it in a turkey and bake it. Hang it from the tree or display it on your mantlepiece next to grandma's ashes. Better yet, nail it to your front door for all the neighbors to enjoy while they sing you out-of-tune Christmas carols dressed as 19th century muggers. But whatever you do, click below it and vote for MY MOMMY BITES as Babble's Top 50 Mom Blogs of 2010 and make a biting mommy happy for the holidays. Get me to the top ten so I won't nap in my oven. A gigantic thank you is hardly enough. Have you ever met anyone so shameless and desperate besides that high school gym teacher who got arrested for intentional ball handling?
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3 comments:
Stuff Crush is great. I'm gonna get me a cot.
Dear Anonymous,
Hope you are really short. That, or you are buying it for a child. Either way, huge home rum. And thanks for reading and commenting.
Dotty
I hope you are getting this stuff for free for putting it on your blog and reviewing, sister!
And yes, I would totally love a guestpost, so start writing.
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