1) The youngest Kardashian just got her horns
2) The last good bra in my underwear draw just gave up on the elastic of it all
3) The 99% is having a case of the Thursdays while the 1% tries to find fulfillment
4) Bitter tastes better than butter but I like butter better
5) Public versus private and the jackass is winning by an ear hair
6) Application should apply to become a four-letter word
7) The things I wished I’d said in that deflated girl-tionship
8) Courtney Stodden’s Baby Alive laugh
9) Hip, hip hurray!
10) The quiet keyboard

3 comments:
A Kardashian having horns is now my favorite thing.
I said that and I'm not anonymous!
That failed. I need an assistant.
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