Thursday, December 8, 2011

Sybil Disobedience



I know, I know. My blog design has changed more this past week than Lindsay Lohan's career path in a Jewish calendar year. And the last one looked like a cool magazine spread without advertising or fancy print. But, that hot mess of blogger design would not let you comment properly or view any links or change information or sleep well at night. So, I broke up with its ass and am now back to square one of first grade blog banners. I have been playing around with different settings and looks but always bump into a wall of lame or a parking meter of too complicated. Ahhhhhh, what happened to the old fashioned typewriter and a TV with one remote?

Okay, I am not old but the loopty loops of interface design and HTML make this girl want to crawl back into a time machine and beam back to a day when all I had to worry about was perfectly symmetrical shoulder pads and not getting caught by the cops in my boyfriend's Audi while I performed a Helen Keller handjob in the sub-zero weather. Enough about the innocence of teenhood.

For the next week I will go back to this basic, open-mouth theme that no web designer would ever put their dick in. And yes, most of the web designers I know are chicks and you can finish that thought bubble on your own. Suggest suggestions if you will. Maybe a tacky winter wonderland with a drunk Santa groping and elf? Or a photo of Rudolph and Kim Kardashian bumping red noses and rumps?

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